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ABSTRACT: We the undersigned [1] have developed an integrated web development plan that makes total victory inevitable and inexorable for the military-industrial complex in general and the Hangar in particular.
MissionOur mission is dictated by the nature of the World Wide Web. Achieve web presenceWeb presence is of vital importance to the Hangar. It is the physical interface between the military-industrial complex and its customers, employees, and business partners. A good industry interface increases sales and productivity. A bad industry interface does the opposite. Hence, our mission is supremely excellent web presence. Web presence is Internet, intranet, and extranet sites:
These are the three parts of our mission. Achieve supreme excellenceSupreme excellence is maximum quality [2] and quantity:
Supreme excellence is maximum popularity and market share of Internet, intranet, and extranet sites. Achieve the most popular sitesAs dictated by the nature of the web, our mission is the maximum number of popular Internet, intranet, and extranet sites. This mission suggests its own strategy.
[1] Signatures are encrypted in an underground vault somewhere in the desert east of the Hangar. We would excavate and decode them, but then we would have to shoot you. And that would violate the prime directive of the Hangar, which is peace. [2] For the only valid definition of supreme excellence, see "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu. |





